To make your home a happy place to be, take a big red apple and slice it crossways so you can see the the five-pointed star within. Remove the seeds and keep them away from children and pets. They contain trace amounts of cyanide, a deadly poison.
Cover the entire white part of the apple by sticking cloves into it. Cloves are for protection and health.
Place these in a 200-degree oven until they start to curl at the edges. Remove them from the heat and place them in a small glass bowl so their scent fills your home.
and chant:
Bless'd be the apple tree. Protected with the cloves we be.