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Humor/Games : Dear Ann Landers
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From: MSN NicknameEerie7  (Original Message)Sent: 2/14/2007 6:10 PM
Dear Ann Landers
>>
>> I loved the letters you printed about misinterpreting the Lord's Prayer.
>> When my twin daughters were young, I taught them to say this prayer
>> before going to bed.  As I listened outside their door, I could hear them
>> say, "Give us this steak and daily bread, and forgive us our mattresses."
>> My husband and I always had a good laugh over this. That was over 50
>> years ago, and the memory still remains in my heart.
>>
>> From San Francisco: When I was a child, I learned this prayer as "Our
>> Father, who are in Heaven, Howard be thy name."  I always thought that
>> was God's real name.
>>
>> Groton, Mass:  My mother spent her early childhood saying, "Hail Mary,
>> full of grapes."
>>
>> Missoula, Mont: My son, who is in nursery school, said, "Our Father, who
>> art in Heaven, how didja know my name?"
>>
>> Uniontown, Ohio: I remember thinking this prayer was "Give us this day
>> our jelly bread."
>>
>> Covina, Calif: I recall reading something years ago about the Pledge of
>> Allegiance.  Some child thought it began, "I led the pigeons to the
>> flag."
>>
>> Cleveland, Ohio:  When I was little, I often wondered who Richard Stands
>> was.  You know: "I pledge allegiance to the flag . . .  and to the
>> republic for Richard Stands."
>>
>> Schenectady, N.Y:  I once knew a child whose favorite Sunday school song
>> was, "Gladly, the Cross-Eyed Bear."
>>
>> Tampa, Fla: When my husband was 6 years old, he thought a certain prayer
>> was, "He suffered under a bunch of violets.."   The real words were
>> "under Pontius Pilate," but at that age, he didn't know better.  To this
>> day, we still snicker in church whenever that prayer is read.
>>
>> Lake Forest Park, Wash:  When I was a little girl, we sang a song in
>> Sunday school about Noah.  Part of the chorus was, "And the rains came
>> down, and the floods came up."  We lived next door to a couple of
>> charming little girls who always sang this song while playing in their
>> garden. Their words were, "And the rains came down, and the spuds came
>> up."
>>
>> Oak Harbor, Wash:  When my older brother was very young, he always walked
>> up to the church altar with my mother when she took communion. On one
>> occasion, he tugged at her arm and asked, "What does the priest say when
>> he gives you the bread?"  Mom whispered something in his ear.  Imagine
>> his shock many years later when he learned that the priest doesn't say,
>> "Be quiet until you get to your seat."
>>
>> Grand Junction, Colo:  When I was younger, I believed the line was, "Lead
>> a snot into temptation."   I thought I was praying for my little sister
>> to get into trouble.
>>
>>
>> KEEP SMILING!!!


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