Daily Pagan Devotionals:- Grant me the serenity
 from 
Terri Paajanen, 
I always loved this irreverent take on the classic inspirational poem.    
 Fun Inspiration
 Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
  
 Blessed Be!