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>> 9 WORDS WOMEN USE
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>>1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when
>>they are right and you need to shut up.
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>>2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a
>>half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have
>>just been given five more minutes to watch the game before
>>helping around the house.
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>>3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means
>>something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that
>>begin with nothing usually end in fine.
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>>4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
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>>5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
>>statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she
>>thinks you
>>are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her
>>time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
>>(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
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>>6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements
>>a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to
>>think long and hard before deciding how and when you will
>>pay for your mistake.
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>>7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or
>>Faint. Just say you're welcome.
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>>8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
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>>9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous
>>statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a
>>man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This
>>will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the
>>woman's response refer to
>>#3.
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>>*Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments
>>they can avoid if they remember the terminology.