How to Impress a Woman
  Wine her, Dine her, Call her, Hug her,
  Hold her, Surprise her, Compliment her,
  Smile at her, Laugh with her,
  Cry with her, Cuddle with her,
  Shop with her, Give her jewelry,
  Buy her flowers, Hold her hand,
  Write love letters to her,
  Go to the end of the earth and back for her.

How to Impress a Man
Show up naked.
Bring beer.