ABOUT GROWING OLDER...

First / Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Second / The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Third / Some people try to turn back their odometers.

Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way.

I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

Fourth / When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

Fifth / You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

Sixth / I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

Seventh / One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

Eighth / One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

Ninth / Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Tenth / Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft...... Today it's called golf.

And finally / If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.