My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."
I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for people my age, but they haven't made one called "Buns of Putty."
Don't think of it as getting hot flashes, think of it as your inner child playing with matches.
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up.
THE SENILITY PRAYER: Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
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OH, SO TRUE ON THIS ONE. JUST ASK A 60 YR. OLD BY THIS TIME SHE CAN VOUCH FOR ANYTHING. (LOL) TRIXIE
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