An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided
to dress up and go out.
The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon
between her legs.
When she came out, the old man cried, "You can't go out like that!"
She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can you."
Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked
with potato tied to his tallywhacker.
The old woman says, you're going out like that?"
And he replies, "Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator.  | |
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