REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska
Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female
reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer
drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late
November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their
antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore,
according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen,
had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be
able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the
world in one night and not get lost!