What did the girl light bulb say to the boy light bulb? I wuv you watts and watts! What did the boy centipede say to the girl centipede? You have a nice pair of legs, pair of legs, pair of legs... What did the paper clip say to the magnet? "I find you very attractive." What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? "I'm sweet on you!" Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste! What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hogs & Kisses. Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? Sure, they're very scent-imental! What did one pickle say to the other? "You mean a great dill to me." What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? "I love you a ton!" What did the bat say to his girlfriend? "You're fun to hang around with." What did the pencil say to the paper? "I dot my i's on you!" What did the valentine card say to the stamp? Stick with me and we'll go places!
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