MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT
YOUR NEW NAME IS!!!
We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.
Please don't be a bore & ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know
including the person that sent it to you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more
stressful days than not.
A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward
it to friends and family & co-workers.
Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you so
they know you participated.
And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as
Dorky Gizzardsniffer!
The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey , in which
the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
So:-
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New
first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first
half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = far kle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of yo ur last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.
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