ROSES & HANGING BASKETS
A teenage granddaughter
Comes downstairs for her date
With this see-through blouse on
and no bra.
Her grandmother just pitched a
fit, Telling her not to dare go out
like that!
The teenager tells her 'Loosen up
Grams. These are modern times.
You gotta let your rose buds
show!' And out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes
down stairs, and the grandmother is
sitting there with no top on.
The teenager wants to die.
She explains to her grandmother
that she has friends coming over
And that it is just not appropriate.
The grandmother says,
'Loosen up, Sweetie.
If you can show off your rose
buds, Then I can display my hanging
baskets.'
Happy Gardening.