THE GROANERS
In the traditional ocean-liner interview, the reporter said to the
glamorous movie queen, "I understand you were courted by many
European noblemen during your four weeks abroad." "That's right,
honey," she replied, hiking her skirt still higher and smiling into
the flashing cameras. "I managed to make every second count."
A lady and a gentleman were arguing on every subject they discussed.
Said the lady, "Sir, we cannot agree on a single thing." You are
wrong, Madam," he said. "If you should go into a room in which there
were two beds, one with a woman in it and the other with a man in it,
with whom would you sleep?" "Why, with the lady, of course." "You
see; so would I."
Did you hear about the little Jewish boy who was born with no eye
lids? The doctor told his mother it was a minor surgical procedure to
fix and not to worry. He told her that when he did the circumcision
he would use the extra skin to sew on to make eye lids for her
son.She declined the offer fearing that her son would be cockeyed!
PUNS
"Did you hear about Myrtle getting married again?" "NO! I didn't even
know she was pregnant."
A man was looking all over town to find a friend of his. He walked
down the street and came to a barber shop. He stuck his head inside
and asked, "Bob Peters here?" The barber replied, "Nah, we just do
shaves and haircuts."
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