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Jokes : Eleven people were hanging on a rope
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From: MSN Nicknameaaaaahadair  (Original Message)Sent: 9/25/2008 6:25 AM

11 PEOPLE ... ON A ROPE  

 

Eleven people were hanging on a rope,

under a helicopter.

10 men and 1 woman.

The rope was not strong enough to carry them all,

so they decided that one had to leave,

because otherwise they were all going to fall.

They weren't able to choose that person,

until the woman gave a very touching speech.

She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope,

because, as a woman,

she was used to giving up everything

for her husband and kids or for men in general,

and was used to always making sacrifices

with little in return.

 

As soon as she finished her speech,

  all the men started clapping . . . . . . .



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From: MSN NicknameDoe0807Sent: 9/25/2008 2:03 PM
Excellent!!!  Loved it, Adair!!!
 
Sometimes, doesnt that just seem like the truth.   How are you feeling?  I meet w/surgeon today.  A new lump has appeared near where the original one was.  At first I felt blindsided, but in total honesty, when I look back on it.  I already knew and was in the "denial" stage.  
 
Doe

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From: MSN NicknameabsolutelystumpedSent: 9/25/2008 6:45 PM
Got a good laugh out of the joke .............................
 
 Doe....... that is scary news. I hope you will let us know how the doctor visit goes.

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From: MSN Nicknamekiwimum49erSent: 9/26/2008 5:11 AM
What idiots men are sometimes lol

Doe I will be thinking of you in the next few days. You need all our support my dear.

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From: MSN NicknameaaaaahadairSent: 9/26/2008 5:27 AM
Doe,
 
My thoughts and prayers are with you during this time.  You have been such a comfort and help to me during my time.  I will be here for you also.
 
adair

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From: MSN NicknameDoe0807Sent: 9/27/2008 5:57 AM
Hi, Ladies.  Thank you for your well wishes, thoughts and prayers.  I am waiting for my surgeon's receptions to call me with a date and time.  Most likely a week from Tuesday.  Ended up finding 4 altogether.  One under my left arm pit, 2 just to the right of that same arm pit and the one I thought I had felt and my family doctor confirmed near the sternum, left side.  I'm ok with it now.  I have just decided that either I didn't learn the lesson I was supposed to learn the first go around or I didn't teach the lesson I was supposed to.  Now I have another chance to either hear & receive or guide & teach.  As I've often said to others.  Cancer lives w/me, I don't live w/it.  So it better hang on for a Hell of a Ride because I'm not slowing down. My guardian angel flies pretty damn fast!  
I did tell my surgeon, that if the pathologist confirms malignancy again, I want him to go ahead and replace my port at the same time.  As Adair will, attest, after chemotherapy, you have no veins left and IV's are a $%^@&!
LIVE LIFE!!!   Doe

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