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No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens ~ Abraham Lincoln Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.~ Anon There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats. ~ Anon If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. ~ Alfred North Whitehead Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes.
Can they be thinking, ''I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?''
~ Bette Midler You’ve read newspaper stories about elderly widows who die and leave their entire estates to their pet cats, right? Well, your cat reads those stories too, and has spent most of its skulking, devious little life dreaming about inheriting all your money. ~ Dave Barry(Babies and Other Hazards of Sex) Derangement is the only possible explanation for owning a cat, an animal whose preferred mode of communication is to sink its claws three-quarters of an inch into your flesh. ~ Dave Barry (Dave Barry Talks Back) The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. ~ Doug Larson One cat just leads to another. ~ Ernest Hemingway The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron. ~ George Will I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. ~ Hippolyte Taine Cats are smarter than dogs. You can not get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. ~ Jeff Valdez A home without a cat--and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat--may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title? ~ Mark Twain A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime. ~ Mark Twain Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat. ~ Mark Twain That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her. ~ Mark Twain You may say a cat uses good grammar. Well, a cat does -- but you let a cat get excited once; you let a cat get to pulling fur with another cat on a shed, nights, and you'll hear grammar that will give you the lockjaw. Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use. ~ Mark Twain Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. ~ Mary Bly When I play with my cat, who knows whether I do not make her more sport than she makes me? ~ Michael de Montaigne Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. ~ Missy Dizick If cats could talk, they wouldn't. ~ Nan Porter Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons. ~ Robertson Davies To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by. ~ Stephen Baker |
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I'm glad you found this. I believe CC was asking about one for cats. |
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