Many times -- just ask my oldest daughter Kim. When she was an infant in 1969 she had the most senistive skin -- back then cloth diapers were the thing and with each diaper change her bottom would get redder and redder and break out in blisters (almost boil like). I was so upset about her crying everytime she peed -- I ask my MIL what I should do. She reccommended I put her down for her nap without a diaper to give her bottom a chance to dry out -- I did -- and to my shock when I went to get her up, she had a surprise for me. Yep ... she did the dirty, but it was worse than that -- she decided it was something new to play with -- for her crib and herself (hair to toes) were covered. It took several bathes to get her clean.
I love to tell the story, but she turns redder than her bottom did back then whenever I do.
When I was 8 or 9 my sister, aunt and a neighbor boy were playing some kind of board game. Lord knows what posessed me but I let the smelliest silent fart ever. You should have seen their faces trying to ignore the smell and then they all looked in horror at me. It wasn't hard to figure out who did "it" because I was the only one laughing like hell. I thought it was hilarious but my aunt made me leave the room.
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