| THE HORMONE HOSTAGE THE HORMONE HOSTAGE KNOWS THAT THERE ARE DAYS IN THE MONTH WHEN ALL A MAN HAS TO DO IS OPEN HIS MOUTH & HE TAKES HIS LIFE INTO HIS OWN HANDS! THIS IS A HANDY GUIDE THAT SHOULD BE AS COMMON AS A DRIVER'S LICENSE IN THE WALLET OF EVERY HUSBAND, BOYFRIEND, CO-WORKER, OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER!
| DANGEROUS: | SAFER: | SAFEST: | ULTRA SAFE: | | WHAT'S FOR DINNER? | CAN I HELP YOU WITH DINNER? | WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FOR DINNER? | HERE, HAVE SOME WINE. | | ARE YOU WEARING THAT? | WOW, YOU SURE LOOK GOOD IN BROWN! | WOW! LOOK AT YOU! | HERE, HAVE SOME WINE. | | WHAT ARE YOU SO WORKED UP ABOUT? | <>COULD WE BE OVERREACTING? | HERE'S MY PAYCHECK. | HERE, HAVE SOME WINE. | | SHOULD YOU BE EATING THAT? | YOU KNOW, THERE ARE A LOT OF APPLES LEFT. | CAN I GET YOU A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE WITH THAT? | HERE, HAVE SOME WINE.. | | WHAT DID YOU DO ALL DAY? | I HOPE YOU DIDN'T OVER-DO IT TODAY. | I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU IN THAT ROBE! | HERE, HAVE SOME MORE WINE. | |
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