The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do

                          you remember the first time we had sex together

                          over fifty years ago? We went behind the village

                          tavern where you leaned against the back fence

                          and I made love to you.'

 

                          Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'

 

                          OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around

                          there again and we can do it for old time's

                          sake?'

 

                          Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy,

                          but good idea!'

 

                          A police officer sitting in the next booth heard

                          their conversation and, having a chuckle to

                          himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see

                          these two old-timers having sex against a fence.

                          I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no

                          trouble. So he follows them.

 

                          The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning

                          on each other for support aided by walking

                          sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the

                          tavern and make their way to the fence. The old

                          lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his

                          trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old

                          man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the

                          most furious sex that the policeman has ever

                          seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while

                          both are making loud noises and moaning and

                          screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting

                          on the ground.

 

                          The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned

                          something about life and old age that he didn't

                          know.

 

                          After about half an hour of lying on the ground

                          recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet

                          and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is

                          still watching and thinks to himself, this is

                          truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their

                          secret is.

 

                          So, as the couple passes, he says to them,'

                          Excuse me, but that was something else. You

                          must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is

                          there some sort of secret to this?'

 

                          Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,

                          'Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.