HOUSECLEANING TIPS FOR INTERNET JUNKIES > > Sweeping and Mopping the floors -- Have dog sweep floors > with tail and > lick up all crumbs. > > Vacuuming -- Call for demo from salesman. Have him show you > how the > vacuum works in all parts of the house. Tips for success: > Don't always > call same company ... keep a chart and rotate. > > Dusting -- Only do what is at eye level or below. And only > right before > someone is coming over! > > Laundry -- First find a good place to hide it! If you have > to do it... > like you have no underwear... (heck who needs underwear). > > Cleaning toilet -- Close the lid. > > Cleaning Shower -- Close the shower door or curtain. > > Cleaning the rest of the Bathroom -- Close the door. > > Taking out the Trash -- If you can't find anyone in your > house to take > it out... bribe a neighbor ... say you hurt your back or > some other sob > story... that one might be good for getting at least a few > sympathy > dinners out of the neighbor as well! Try not to use it too > often ... > they might get suspicious. > > Dishes -- Dishwasher...if it doesn't come off run it again > and again if > that doesn't work ... throw the dish out and start fresh. > Better yet > ... paper plates, plastic utensils and plastic cups are far > better way > to go... (as long as your neighbor is taking out the > trash). > > We hope you find our list helpful in allowing you more and > more online > time. As we have all learned frozen dinners and take out > foods are a > life saver on those days that you just cant seem to get > your butt outta > the 'puter chair ... good luck... We hope to see more of > you online > soon!
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