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A Little Humor : FARMER'S NEIGHBOUR
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From: MSN Nicknamepatsgarden55  (Original Message)Sent: 2/4/2005 6:03 AM
Joe Hawkins hadn't taken over his new farm more than 3 weeks ago when one evening he heard a knock at his door.
When he opened the door, there stood a man in a pair of old coveralls and a plaid shirt with his hand stuck out for a welcoming hand shake. While shaking his hand the man said, " Welcome to the area. I just mosied over to invite you to a party at my farm just down the road a piece." Joe was flattered and said, " Sure would appreciate that. When's it gonna be? "
"This Sat. evening but I gots to warn ya, there may be some loud music." " I like music!" said Joe.
"And there might be some cards and lots of drinking and maybe even a fight or two."
" Sounds good to me! " says Joe.
"And a little later on there could be some wild and kinky sex too." says the neighbour.
"WOW" says Joe, "What shall I bring? Some chips or beer or something?"
The man said, "Hell Joe, bring whatever you want. It's only gonna be you and me!"


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From: MSN NicknameHappyHomeCookin1Sent: 2/5/2005 6:14 PM
OMG....LOL.....