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From: MSN Nicknameallskeeter  (Original Message)Sent: 2/5/2005 1:59 AM
A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway,
when
 a
 little old lady taps him on his shoulder.  She offers him a handful of
 almonds, which he gratefully munches up.
 After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she
 hands
 him another handful of almonds.  She repeats this gesture about eight
 times.
 He asks her why they do not eat almonds themselves, whereupon she
replies
 that it is not possible because of their old teeth.  They are not
able
to
 chew them.

 "Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled, whereupon the old lady
 answers:

 "We just love the chocolate around them."


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From: MSN NicknameHappyHomeCookin1Sent: 2/5/2005 6:25 PM
OMG! GROSS! LOL!!