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A Little Humor : The Old Farmer - RUDE
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From: MSN Nicknamepatsgarden55  (Original Message)Sent: 2/7/2005 11:16 PM
There was an old farmer who had been been having bowel problems for almost two weeks before he finally gave in and drove into town to consult with the doctor.
"Don't know what the heck is wrong Doc. I put enough in but none of it seems to want to come back out," complained the man.
The doctor said he should use these suppositories and they should do the trick. "Take one every day in the evening."
The farmer didn't want to appear stupid and he had never heard of suppositories so he just thanked the doctor and took them home.
He was back three days later in obvious pain and mad as all get out.
The concerned doctor asked, "What's wrong? Didn't those pills work?"
The farmer said, "Hell no! For all the good they did me, I might as well have just shoved them up my ass!"


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