Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby Was born
without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital
Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left
their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that
the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about
the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears  he would get the
spanking of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnny told his dad he understood  completely.  When Johnny
looked in the crib he said,  "What a beautiful baby." The mother said,
"Why, thank you, Little  Johnny."  Johnny said, "He has beautiful
little feet  and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really
beautiful eyes."  "Can he see?" asked Little Johnny
Yes",  the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the  Doctor said he
will have 20/20 vision."  That's great", said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd
e shit outta luck if he needed glasses...