Black Testicles
> > >> >>
> > >> >> A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask
> > >>over
> > >> >> his mouth and nose and still heavily sedated from a four hour
> > >operation.
> > >> >> A
> > >> >> young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
> > >> >>
> > >> >> "Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
> > >> >>
> > >> >> Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here
> to
> > >> >> wash
> > >> >> your hands and feet."
> > >> >>
> > >> >> He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"
> > >> >>
> > >> >> Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis
> > >>in
> > >> >> one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look
> > >>and
> > >> >> says, "There's nothing wrong with them!"
> > >> >>
> > >> >> The man pulls off his oxygen mask and says very slowly, "That was
> very
> > >> >> nice but listen very, very closely - are... my...
> > >test...results...back?
> > >
> >
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