A man is golfing on a new and very complex golf course. On the first nine, he got so confused that he asked a woman ahead of him which hole he was on. "I'm on the 7th hole and you are behind me. You must be on the 6th hole," she replied. He thanked her and returned to his game.
On the bottom nine he got confused again so he spotted the woman and asked her if she knew which hole he was on. "I'm on the 15th hole and you are behind me. You must be on the 14th hole," she replied. He again thanked her and returned to finish the course.
Later, he noticed her in the lounge at the club house. "Can I buy you a drink for all your help,?" he says. She agreed and they got chatting. She told him she was in sales and he said, "Wow! So am I. What do you sell?"
She said, "If I tell you, you'll just laugh."
"No I won't. I promise."
When she finally told him she sold tampons, he was laughing so hard that there were tears rolling down his face. She glared at him until he managed to talk again.
"I'm sorry," he managed to say still laughing. "I'm not laughing at you, honest! It's just that I sell Preparation H so I guess I'm still a hole behind you!"
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