Two little boys were sitting in the hospital pre-admission room and got talking to one another.
"What are you in here for?" asked the first boy.
"I'm getting my tonsils out." answered the second boy nervously.
The first boy laughed and said, "No sweat. When it's all over you get all the jello and ice cream you want. It's great!" "I'm here to get circumsized!"
"Oh no!" said the second boy. "That's terrible! I had that done when I was just a baby and I couldn't walk for a whole year!"