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| | From:  jackiendaisy (Original Message) | Sent: 7/17/2003 10:41 PM |
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself
- Josh Billings |
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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow
- Jeff Valdez |
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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons
- James Thurber |
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You can run with the big dogs or sit on the porch and bark
- Wallace Arnold |
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I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals
- Winston Churchill
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Any time you think you have influence, try ordering around someone else's dog
- Unknown |
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The more I know men,
the more I love my dog
- Unknown |
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I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves
- August Strindberg |
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What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of
the fight in the dog
- Dwight D. Eisenhower |
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Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes
- Lewis Grizzard
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I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing
- Steven Wright |
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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?
- Unknown |
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You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'"
- Dave Barry |
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself
- Josh Billings
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America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail
it knocks over a chair
- Arnold Joseph Toynbee
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