As seen in a dog's diary:
7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!
8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!
2 PM - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
3 PM - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
4 PM - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6 PM - Oh boy! Welcome home, Mom! My favorite!
7 PM - Oh boy! Welcome home, Dad! My favorite!
8 PM - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 PM - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!
11 PM - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite!
As seen in a cat's diary:
Day 183 of my captivity... My captors continued to taunt me with
Bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat,
While I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me
Going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction that I get from
Clawing their furniture.
Tomorrow I will eat another houseplant. Today my attempt to kill my
Captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost
Succeeded - must try this at the top of the stairs.
In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once
Again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair. I must remember
To try this on their bed.
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to
Make them aware of what I am capable of and to try to strike fear in
Their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little
Cat I was. Hmmm, that did not work according to plan...
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in
Solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and
Smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due
To my powers of inducing "allergies." I must learn what this is and
How I may use it to my advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches.
The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He
Is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an
Informant and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my
Every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety
Is assured. But I have patience, I can wait, it is only a matter of
Time...