I don't do windows because...I love birds and I don't want one to fly into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because...I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me ).

I don't mind the dust bunnies because...They are very good company. I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because...I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because...I love all seasons and I don't want the others to get jealous.

I don't pull weeds in the garden because...I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excelent designer!

I don't put things away because...My husband will never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because...I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over to dinner.

I don't iron because...I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".

I don't stress much on anything because..." A- Type " personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!

REMEMBER...A clean house is a sign of a broken computer...