> A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Western Oklahoma. He sits at the > counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full > bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the > young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, 'If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if > I do?' The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in > his best Okie manner says, 'Nah, go ahead.' Eagerly, the young cowboy > reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with > delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in > the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili > into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I got, Cherry
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