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: SOME OF THE BEST "CLEANING TIPS" I'VE READ IN A LONG TIME - |
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SOME OF THE BEST "CLEANING TIPS" I'VE READ IN A LONG TIME - THIS > > IS > > > > > >SOOOOO FUNNY! > > > > > > > > > > > > Dirt: Layers of dirty film on windows and screens provide a > > helpful > > > > > >filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun. Call it an SPF > > > factor > > > > > >of 15 and leave it alone. > > > > > > > > > > > > Cobwebs: Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduce the > glare > > > from > > > > > >the bulb, thereby creating a romantic atmosphere. If your husband > > > points > > > > > >out that thelight fixtures need dusting, simply look confused and > > > exclaim > > > > > >"What? And spoil the mood?" (Or just throw glitter on them & call > > > them > > > > > >holiday decorations) > > > > > > > > > > > > Pet Hair: Explain the mound of pet hair brushed up against the > > > > doorways > > > > > >by claiming you are collecting it there to use for stuffing > hand-sewn > > > > play > > > > > >animals forunderprivileged children. (Also keeps out cold drafts > in > > > > > >winter) > > > > > > > > > > > > Guests: If unexpected company is coming, pile everything > unsightly > > > > into > > > > > >one room and close the door. As you show your guests through your > > tidy > > > > > >home, rattle the door knob vigorously, fake a growl and say, "I'd > > love > > > > you > > > > > >to see our den, but Fluffy hates to be disturbed and the shots are > SO > > > > > >expensive." > > > > > > > > > > > > Dusting: If dusting is REALLY out of control, simply place a > showy > > > urn > > > > > >on the coffee table and insist that "This is where Grandma wanted > us > > to > > > > > >scatter her ashes." > > > > > > > > > > > > General Cleaning: Mix one-quarter cup pine-scented household > > cleaner > > > > > >with four cups of water in a spray bottle. Mist the air lightly. > > > > > > > > > > > > Leave dampened rags in conspicuous locations. Develop an > > exhausted > > > > > >look, throw yourself on the couch and sigh, "I clean and I clean > and > > I > > > > > >still don't get anywhere." > > > > > > > > > > > > As a last resort, light the oven, throw a teaspoon of cinnamon > in > > a > > > > pie > > > > > >pan, turn off oven and explain that you have been baking cookies > for > > a > > > > > > > bake > > > > > >sale for a favorite charity and haven't had time to clean...Works > > every > > > > > >time. > > > > > > > > > > > > Another favorite, I think from Erma Bombeck, always keep several > > get > > > > > >well cards on the mantle so if unexpected guests arrive, you can > say > > > > you've > > > > > >been sick and unable to clean. You figure if you can live in it, > > they > > > > can > > > > > >surely stand it for a 30 minute visit!
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