THINGY Female: Any part under a car's hood. Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
VULNERABLE Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male: Playing football without a helmet.
COMMUNICATION Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings. Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off with the kids.
BUTT Female: What every item of clothing manufactured makes ''look bigger.'' Male: What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.
ENTERTAINMENT Female: A good movie, concert, play or book. Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
COMMITMENT Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
FLATULENCE Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion. Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
MAKING LOVE Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
REMOTE CONTROL Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.
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