It was a stormy night in one neighborhood and the power went out. EMT's were called to a house where a women was in labor.
When the EMT, John, entered the house, he assessed the situation.
The mother was laying on the floor, obviously in pain and her 4 year old daughter Michelle was by her side.
John knelt down beside the Mother and began the preparations for delivering the baby. Seeing that Michelle was scared, he gave her a job to do.
"Can you hold this flash light for me while I help you Mom?" John ask
"Yes" replies Michelle
So John begins to the delivery process. Mom grunts and moans and pushed out a baby boy.
John cleans out the babies mouth and turns him gently upside down and gives his bottom a little smack...and he starts to cry. John wraps the baby up and hands him to his Mother.
John looks at Michelle and ask "Well, what do you think of your new baby brother?"
Michelle responds
"I think you should give his ass another smack...he should not have crawl in there in the first place!"