George Bush, the First Lady, and Dick Cheney
are flying on Air Force One.
George looks at Laura, chuckles and says,
"You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now
and make somebody very happy."
Laura shrugs her shoulders and says,
"Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out the window
and make 10 people very happy."
Cheney says, "Of course then,
I could throw one-hundred $10 bills out the window
and make a hundred people very happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them,
and says to his co-pilot,
"Listen to the big shots back there.
Hell, I could throw all of them out the window and make
56 million people very happy."