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| | From: Karen-_ (Original Message) | Sent: 11/18/2006 1:52 PM |
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who the best patients to operate on are.
The first surgeon, from New York says, I like to see accountants on my operating table, Because when you open then up, everything inside is numbered.
The second, from Chicago, responds, Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.
The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, No I really, think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: You know I like construction workers, those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he observed: You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There're no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.
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Karen SO TRUE SO TRUE |
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| | From: Indigo | Sent: 11/18/2006 11:24 PM |
Sad but mostly True ! These days most politicians forget that they're supposed to be working for the People-- We pay the bums even though most of them don't deserve minimum wages.. |
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Problem with the politicians though young Karen is that their heads grow back if you cut them off and tentacles are known to whip in and ou of their various orifices, including anuses, which have also been documented in some species of politician to have a very sharp beak on a short extendable/retractable stalk just inside their assholes and its from this octopus like beak that this particular species of politician communicate and eat, simply using their mouths on their headsto lip sync what is coming out if there asses. That was a good one, so I had to continue the tangent. It's late, just popped in to see what's going on. See all yall later, much love to all the Heretics, flapjack |
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Smiley stealer!!! The guy that had the stroke (mild) his to wait till April to see a specialist, and they know he also has a heart arithmia (spelt?). His one year old daughter turns herself blue when she cry's and specialists up here think she has the same heart condition (or she's just a tanny girl) and they are making her wait longer. They have Private cover. If I want to see a nueologist or othopod/orthapedic surgeon, it takes two weels a month most. I'm a public patient (the govt pays - or they take me on pro bono). My conditions aren't life threatening like the others, but it's more interesting, only 1 in every 150 000 Australians have it and few as progressed as mine,in some one as young as me. It is said we have one of the best health care systems in the world. Hmm, laugh at that. |
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