New Immigration Plan....Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the > border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand
> him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if > he wants to come to America, then he must serve a tour in the > military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on > it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he > defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be > a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration > and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq, and the aliens trying > to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship > them |