- A friend stops to see you since your phone has been busy-----for a year!!!!!
- You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."
- You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.
- You placed the refrigerator beside your computer.
- Tech support calls YOU for help.
- You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.
- You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for awhile.
- You say......."Where did the time go??"
- You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
- .....You end your sentences with.....three or more periods.......
- Being called a newbie is a major insult to you.
- Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes.
- Your answering machine/voice mail sounds a little like this...."BRB. Leave your S/N and I'll TTYL ASAP".
- You get up at 2:00 AM to go to the bathroom and turn the computer on instead.
- You need to be pried from your computer by the Jaws-of-life.