George, seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror pulls to the side of the road. A minute or so after coming to a stop, a police officer approaches the car, and the following conversation takes place:

George: What's the problem officer?

Officer: You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour zone. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ticket you.

George: No sir, I was going a little over 60.

Wife: Oh, George! You were going at least 80! [George gives his wife a dirty look.]

Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.

George: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!

Wife: Oh George! You've known about that tail light for weeks! [George gives his wife another dirty look.]

Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.

George: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.

Wife: Oh, George! You never wear your seat belt!

George turns to his wife and yells, "For cryin' out loud Woman, can't you just shut up?!"

The officer turns to the wife and asks; "Ma'am; Does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"