A woman comes home to find her husband in bed with a young hot girl. She is so angry that she begins to yell at her husband.

"Your the most ungratful man in the world. I've cleaned, cooked, and taken care of your house. Brought your children into the world, kept them clean, taught them to be fine citizens, and this is how you show me gratitude, by sleeping with this,,,,, this TART"!!!!!

The man gets up and starts talking fast.

"Now honey, try and be calm"

"Don't honey me you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,you blue beard, I'm going to devorce you"

"Please take it easy" he said soothingly," and let me explain".

"You see" he started, " I was on my way back to our lovely home, when I spotted this girl along side the road, all wet and cold, so I offered her a ride. She told me that she had not eaten in two days, so I brought her here and gave her the enchiladas that I made for you last night, but would not eat because you said they would give you heart burn. She eat them with such a big smile on her face, and said they were real good. I then offered her a shower so she coule get clean, and as she was doing that, I decided to wash her cloths, but they were so dirty and had so many holes, that I gave her the pants I bought you for your birthday, but will not wear, cause you say they make you look fat. I then gave her the blouse that you bought at that expensive boutique, but will not wear because you saw a coworker wearing the same thing. I then gave her the nice expensive shoes that you bought but will not wear cause you say they hurt your feet. I then gave her the pull over sweat shirt that my sister gave you for Christmas but will not wear, just cause my sister gave it to you.

As we were leaving she thanked me, and asked me if there was anything else here that you do not use,,,,,,,,,,,,,,so...................."