A TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER
You gotta love this one!

Dallas ATC:  "Tower to Saudi Air  911--You are

cleared to land  eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC.  Acknowledge

cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R --

Allah be Praised !!"

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are

cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC.  We are cleared

 to land on infidel's runway 9R.- -Allah is Great !!"

Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC !   DALLAS ATC !!! "
Dallas ATC:

"Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR

AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING

IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!!  WE ARE ON

A COLLISION COURSE !!! 
 
INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC:  "Well bless your hearts.  

Y'all be careful now and tell Allah

'hey' for us -- ya hear?