I cannot see
    I cannot pee
    I cannot chew
    I cannot screw
    Oh, my God, what can I do?

    My memory shrinks
    My hearing stinks
    No sense of smell
    I look like hell
    My mood is bad - can you tell?

    My body's drooping
    Have trouble pooping
    The Golden Years have come at last
    The Golden Years can kiss my ass.