CLEANING THE OUTHOUSE

Ma and Pa were two hillbillies living in North
Carolina
out on the farm up in  the hills. Pa has found out
that the
hole for the outhouse is full. He goes in the house
and tells Ma he doesn't know what to do to empty the
hole.
Ma says, "Why don't you go ask the young Man down the
road???.  He must be smart because he is a college
graduate."
So Pa drives down to the neighbors. He asks him "Mr.
College graduate, my hole for the outhouse is a full
and I don't know what to do to empty it."
The youngun tells him, "Get yourself two sticks of
dynamite, one
with a short fuse and one with a long fuse.  Light
them both under the outhouse. The first one will go
off and shoot the outhouse in the air. The second one
will then go off and spread the poop
all across your farm and fertilize your ground. The
outhouse will then come back down to the same spot and
you will have an empty hole for the outhouse."
Pa thanks the neighbor and picks up two sticks of
dynamite at the hardware store, one with a short fuse
and one with a long fuse. He goes home and puts them
under the corner of the outhouse. He lights them and
then runs behind a tree.
All of a sudden, Ma comes running out of the house and
into the outhouse!!
BOOM!! Off goes the first stick of dynamite and shoots
the outhouse in the air. BOOM!! Off goes the second
stick of dynamite and spreads the poop all across the
farm. The outhouse comes crashing back down on the
hole.
Pa races to the outhouse, throws open the door and
asks, "Ma, are you alright??!!" As she pulls up her
pants she says,
"Yeah, but I'm sure glad I didn't fart in the
kitchen."