A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining

room, waiting for the doctor to come in. The doctor

arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and

commented the baby wasn't gaining enough weight.

 

   He then asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle

fed. "Breast fed" she replied.

 

"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

She did. He pressed, kneaded and pinched both breasts

for a while in a detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed he said, "No wonder

this baby is hungry. You don't have any milk."

 

   I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."