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>The Wedding Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about
>their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding
>and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob
>addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The
>pharmacist answers "Yes". Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you
>sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do." Jacob: "How
>about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds." Jacob:
>"Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?" Pharmacist: "Definitely."
>Jacob: "How about Viagra?" Pharmacist: "Of course." Jacob: "Medicine
>for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large
>variety. The works." Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills,
>antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely." Jacob:
>"You sell wheelchairs and walkers?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
> Jacob finally says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to use this store as
>our "Bridal Registry."
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