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I wooed a stewed nude in Bermuda, I was lewd, but my God! she was lewder. She said it was crude, To be weeed in the nude - I pursued her, subdued her, and screwed her. |
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I once new a man from Boston
Who Bought a brand new Austin
He had room for his ass
And a gallon of gas
But his balls hung out and he lost um
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A maiden who wrote of big cities; Some songs full oh love, fun and pities; Sold her stuff at the shop; Of a musical wop; Who played with her soft little tities. |
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There was a young girl from Hong Kong; Who said, "You are utterly wrong; To say my vagina; 's the largest in China; Just because of your mean little dong." |
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I once new a man from Nair
Who was plumping his wife on the stair
The bannister broke,
So he doubled his stroke.
And finished of in mid-air
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There was an old man of Dundee; Who came home as drunk as could be; He wound up the clock; With the end of his cock; And buggered his wife with the key. |
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There was a young lady of Lee; Who scrambled up into a tree; When she got there; Her arsehole was bare; And so was her K U N T. There was a young lady named May; Who strolled in a park by the way; And she met a young man; Who fucked her and ran; Now she goes to the park every day. |
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| | | From: CaliGal | Sent: 7/9/2003 8:26 PM |
This doesn't sound like the normal Quiet Eagle I know
Caligal
>From: "QuietEaqgle1" < [email protected]>
>Reply-To: "Judee's 50s Hideaway" < [email protected]>
>To: "Judee's 50s Hideaway" < [email protected]>
>Subject: Re: Limericks
>Date: Wed, 9 Jul 2003 05:06:33 -0700
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In Spring Miss May marries Perce; 'Til then their pash' they disburse; With this thin piece of rubber; There's no need to scrub 'er; Of course, there's no harm to rehearse. There was a young girl of Topeka; Tho from diddling grew weaker and weaker; Till a guy named Dick; Went and offered his prick; So she tried it and shouted, "Eureka! " |
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There was a young lady from Cue; Who filled her vagina with glue; She said with a grin; "If the pay to get in; They'll pay to get out too." I'd rather have fingers than toes; I'd rather have ears than a nose; And a happy erection; Brought just to perfection; Makes me terribly sad when it goes. |
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It may shock you Connie, but this room isnt just for one. LOL, do you have a
delete button?? Softee
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I have a book on Limericks ..about 300 pages long If you want Send me a email and I'll send you the name and distriboritor(s).... |
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On May Day the girls of Penzance, Being bored by a lack of romance, Joined rhe workers' parade, wthis banner displayed: "What The Pants of Penzance Need Is Aunts." There was a young fellow named price, Who dabbled in all sorts of vice, He had virgins and boys, And mechanical toys, And on Mondays . . . he meddled with mice! |
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There was once a man from Nantuckett who -----------------The end lol |
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