Doris had the most beautiful breasts Don had ever seen. His desire to see them fully exposed was his number one passion. Finally he approached Doris and said, "I'll give you $100 if you'll take off your blouse and let me kiss your nipples." Doris who was always broke, agreed and proceeded to take off her blouse and bra.
Don stared so hard that a wet spot suddenly blossomed on his trousers.
"Well, what are you waiting for?" asked Doris, "don't you have the nerve?"
"I don't have the $100," sighed Don.