First let me thank the management for letting me in...(bet you will be sorry for that) next I take it after a quick look around that this is the place I must give all the  members a bit of infomation about myself, so lets go for it !!! 

My name is Allan, also known as Twonker or Twonk for short (not sure why), born in the north east of England but for my sins work in SE28 London town as a tea boy, when I am not making tea I some times do a bit of exporting and importing (that meens I sit on my ass and answer the telephone), my main market is Greece but if someone wants 1kg to Hong Kong or 100 ton to Moscow I can sort it out while the kettle is boiling, I was a international truck driver for over 20 year and now drive a desk (yep pushing 50 year old quick), got 3 ex-wifes (and 3 ex kids untill they want money) still on good terms with ex wife 1 2 & 3, they tell me they are going to dance on my grave when i die, handy, i'm getting buried at sea but not told them yet....  my sense of humor is a bit on the dry side and I never take offence.... if you want to know more just ask.

Kind regards.

The Twonk.