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General : Confusing Ikea customer services
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From: MSN Nickname♠اMõ�?/nobr>  (Original Message)Sent: 4/29/2008 10:04 AM
I'd had a hectic day so to relax I thought I'd challenge the patience of someone from the Ikea click and help service.
 
So I did....
 
 
 
    Hi, thanks for contacting IKEA! My name is Stephanie, how can i help?.
 16:14   Hey pode voce ajudar-me satisfazer?
 16:16   Eu quero ter um sofa entregado mas eu nao sei se vierem distante assim que os povos da entrega podem o comecar acima de minhas escadas e em minha casa por favor?
 16:17   Hello?
 16:18   Hello stephanie e voce la?
 16:19   My Spanish is no good, do you speak english? Mi espanol es no bueno, Ingles?
 16:19   Eu penso que este e quebrado mim voltara mais tarde
 16:20   Que?
 16:20   Do you speak English?
 16:20   I am from Portugal I thought this was Portugese help line
 16:20   What is this place?
 16:21   I can give you the conatct number for the store in Portugal?
 16:22   I need to have bed delivered to my parent casa in Mangualde
 16:22   I am not in Portugal
 16:22   I am in London
 16:22   UK call centre for UK stores only. Would you like the telephone number for the store in Portugal?
 16:22   I am need to know if you can deliver bed up to the stairs in my parents casa or if too wide
 16:23   Will that help me?
 16:23   Is your question about a UK store or in Portugal?
 16:23   I do not know what?
 16:24   How wide are your beds at the biggest?
 16:24   Lisbon or Oporto?
 16:24   180cm
 16:24   My parents is in mMangualde
 16:25   That is very big I will ask them
 16:25   The stairs in spiral
 16:25   Please give me address of Portugal chat room of Ikea please
 16:26   Hello?
 16:27   How much is delivery if they can deliver up please?
 16:27   The contact number is +351 214702905
 16:27   Can you tell me what is address onliimne for to talk to them?
 16:28   I can talk to them now?
 16:29   It is saying that number not recognised
 16:30   Have you awayed?
 16:30   www.ikea.com
 16:30   What is that?
 16:30   click portugal and do the same as you did on the uk site and you will be able to speak to portugal
 16:30   That is what I put in and I got here in UK
 16:31   Click Portugal?
 16:31   I do not understand click Portugal
 16:31   But you need to choose the right country
 16:31   Portugal
 16:31   You need to choose Portugal
 16:31   Rather than UK
 16:31   I need to choose it how?
 16:31   Where can I do this?
 16:32   I am not in Portugal I am in London.
 16:32   With your mouse, you need to choose the correct country
 16:32   With my mouse?
 16:33   Computer mouse OK I do not have mouse I am on laptop
 16:33   On your computer
 16:33   Ok I will try but if I fail can I come back and ask for more help from you?
 16:33   You are trying to help me I know
 16:34   Can I go now?
 16:34   Yes
 16:34   Is that all can I go?
 16:34   That is fine thank you Stephanie
 16:35   Portugal is a beautiful country you must visit some time
 16:35   Goodbye
 16:35   You are very welcome, sorry I cant speak Portuguese :)
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 Message 2 of 3 in Discussion 
From: MSN Nickname♠اMõ�?/nobr>Sent: 4/29/2008 10:05 AM
I should stop this really!
 
Hi, thanks for contacting IKEA! My name is Kerry, how can i help?.
 17:18   Ikea?
 17:18   You're in Ikea?
 17:18   What would you like to know?
 17:19   Good, what details do you need to continue with the transaction?
 17:19   How can i help?
 17:19   Sorry I got a shock I was waiting for B&Q when this window came up
 17:20   I just need to know what details you need?
 17:20   Just the billing address or billing and delivery?
 17:20   I can give you both
 17:21   The first is The Gable, Kitchener Road, Tring, Herts CA5 3RS
 17:21   The Gables sorry
 17:22   And I need it delivered to HSBC, 14 The Parade, Tring, Herts CA1 6RY
 17:22   Do you need a contact number?
 17:22   hello have we been cut off?
 17:22   Would I be better sending an email?
 17:23   Im still hear but what are you contacting about?
 17:23   The delivery details
 17:23   Have you placed on order already?
 17:23   I just need to know what further information you need so it can go ahead
 17:23   Yes of course
 17:24   I was told to come here to give the delivery/billing details but the woman wasn't sure exactly what you needed
 17:24   When did you place the order and have you been given a delivery date?
 17:24   Have I given you enough information or do you need something else?
 17:25   We placed the order on Friday and we were hoping to get the delivery before the weekend
 17:25   We don't have a date because of the mix up with the delivery details which is why I am on here now to give you the details
 17:26   What is your order number please?
 17:26   The Gables, Kitchener Road, Tring, Herts, CA5 3RS
 17:26   Where would I find that please?
 17:27   on the order paper work which would have been given to you in store
 17:27   They didn't give me anything
 17:27   Ok did you take the goods to the home delivery desk?
 17:27   I didn't go to the store my colleague did and they didn't give her anything to give to me
 17:28   I think so
 17:28   They must have done I suppose
 17:28   I wasn't there but when they came back there was nothing
 17:28   If you went to the home delivery desk with the goods they will have given you a delivery date if not it will be made to order and take a few weeks to be delivered
 17:29   I don't understand sorry
 17:29   So what details do you still need?
 17:30   You would need to call us as i am not able to deal with this via this chat please call 08453552261
 17:30   I told them this would happen
 17:30   Sorry I couldn't help
 17:30   Thanks Kerry good luck!
 17:31   Your welcome
 17:31   Have you gone?
 17:32   I don't know what to do next
 17:32   How do I close this thing down it's not going?
 17:32   To close the chat just click on the cross at the top
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 Message 3 of 3 in Discussion 
From: MSN NicknameRab_C_NisbetSent: 4/30/2008 4:57 PM
You norty girl! 
 
ROFLMAO
 
But remind me never to be in customer services when you are on the loose