I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not
allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he
would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside-down on the
ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss
might think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes
later the Boss came into the office and asked "What in the name of god
are you doing?"

I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go
home and recuperate for a couple of days".

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And
where do you think you're going?" 


 

(You're gonna love this.... ) 

 

 

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!