A woman scanned the guests at a party, and spotted an attractive man  standing alone.

 She approached him.

 'My name is Carmen,' she told him.
 

'That's a beautiful name,' he replied. 'Is it your family name?'

 'No,' she replied, 'I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most -- cars and men.'

 'What's your name?' she asked.

He said, 'B. J. Titsengolf'